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Have a burning question? Want to vent? Or just need a good excuse to procrastinate?

We’re not your customer service desk, we’re your caffeine-fueled partner in crime. If you’re looking for pleasantries, go somewhere else. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness, shoot us a message. We’ll answer—eventually—but don’t expect us to sugarcoat things.

• Email Us: Hit us up if you need answers—or if you're just looking to complain about life.

• Call Us: Call us if you're feeling brave. We might answer, we might not. Who knows?

• DM Us: For when you want to slide into our DMs like a bad decision.

We’re here to help... or at least make you feel like you’re not alone in your caffeinated chaos. So, stop overthinking it. You know you want to reach out. Let’s make some bad choices together.